Addicted to coffee--laugh out loud

In response to my posts about being addicted to coffee, I received this from Dave and Jane (Mike's uncle and aunt)...TOO FUNNY!! I thought it was DEFINITELY blog worthy...enjoy!

You know you are addicted to coffee when...

You’re employee of the month at the local coffee house and you don’t even work there
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze
You chew on other people’s fingernails
You can type sixty words per minute with your feet
You can jump-start your car without cables
You don’t sweat, you percolate
You’ve worn out the handle on your favourite coffee mug
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it’s not hooked up
You’ve worn the finish off your coffee table
You’re so wired, you pick up radio signals
Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil
You’d be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison
You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee
You name your cats “Cream” and “Sugar”
Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug
You don’t get mad, you get steamed
Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyd’s of London
You introduce your spouse as your coffee mate
You think CPR stands for “coffee provides resuscitation”
You ski uphill
You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked
You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse
You just completed another sweater and you don’t even know how to knit
(From “A Box of Delight,” by J. John and Mark Stibbe) (The Word for You Today 4-12-7)

Thank you Dave and Jane for a good laugh!! I think I will start calling Mike my coffee mate... kind of cute!